Story
he was a boy
she was a girl
can i make it anymore obvious
she likes nong shim
he craves good steak
what more can i say
Adela is born in San Jose CA
George is born in Taichung Taiwan
Adela has to get ESL tutoring because she only spoke Chinese and failed her Kindergarten entrance exam
George starts learning English from his mom
George visits the US and steals cousin’s Jeep Wrangler, Adela is busy doing ???
Gap period when parents stopped taking pics and smartphone cameras weren’t a thing yet
Adela visits Taiwan, George is busy failing Chinese class despite speaking Chinese for 16 years (???)
Adela parties it up in Berkeley while George starts his freshman year in college in Taipei
Adela graduates, George is still not studying
Adela has kids (George finally graduates)
George becomes a race mechanic for F4 while Adela bums around in high-tech companies
George moves to San Jose and starts grad school
Adela and George meet on Coffee Meets Bagel
Hiking dates, George is approved by kids
LA trip, George begins engaging in child labor
Mischief continues, George tries to teach Odin to be a back seat driver
He fails, Adela has to get a new car
George finishes grad school, his parents n brother visit
Hawaii trip, George realizes horses aren’t as scary as he thought
George gets his dream bike, Adela promptly steals it
Now they have an in-house auto mechanic and IT technician
Friend’s wedding, George flies across the room to snatch bouquet during bouquet toss 💐
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he was a beachy boy
she said see u later boy
im driving down to west la
he texted her hey wait!
can we go on a third date*
and the rest is history
*in the same week